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Are You a College Football Fan with an Infant? Then You've Got Work To Do!

With the college football season only a few days away, college football fans with babies have an important task to complete: ordering baby's first infant mascot suit.

Yes, in twelve to fifteen years, the experience of having been paraded around in front of thousands in an infant mascot suit may result in your child's feeling intense humiliation, resentment and rage -- towards you. But twelve to fifteen years is a long time. You may not even be around in twelve to fifteen years.

The fact is, if you want baby to be the hit of the tailgate party -- and to perfectly compliment that grill and keg emblazoned with your team's logo -- you're pretty much obligated to get them a little mascot suit. But where to begin?

If your infant has older siblings, simply hose off their old baby mascot suits, reuse them and spend the money you saved on beer. But if it's baby's first football season, this team-by-team guide may be helpful.

It's great to be an Auburn Tiger, especially if you're three and your parents buy you one of these.

Go Jackets! This one will look good at the big opener against Notre Dame. Your child will be miserable, but you'll look good at the big opener against Notre Dame.

This one works for Memphis fans, and anyone who likes Mike Leach.

Go Duke!

Baby's first Phil Fulmer outfit.

Technically this isn't a costume, but it gets the point across: Go Mountaineers!

The Stanford Tree. Okay -- technically a baby stuffed inside an automobile air freshener. But baby won't know the difference.

There we go. Hope this helps. Enjoy baby's first tailgate party. And don't forget to put some formula in the Igloo cooler!

August 29, 2006 06:13 PM | Link

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