Good thing it was Mickleson. If someone dared have a heart attack while Tiger teed off, he woulda had his caddy get the guy thrown off the course.

Probably woulda kicked him, too.

Interesting choice of content. To be appropriate Fanopticon fare, this post requires us to accept the premise that golf is a sport. However, I reject that premise. I think it is more appropriately classified as a leisure activity, along the lines of lawn darts or shuffleboard.

That being said, if you come across any stories about an shuffleboard-induced oldster donnybrook, please post for all to enjoy.