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Meet Seven, son of some really psycho Steelers fans

seven.jpg Not. Right.

The best and perhaps freakiest detail of the Seven story is that Seven was NOT named after Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger, who wears number seven.

Rather, as Seven's mother explained, she and her husband were driving in Western Pennsylvania when they saw an 84 Lumber sign. Then, she said, "We decided to go with something numerical."

All rightee then....

[thanks Jenn]

January 27, 2006 05:49 PM | Link

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I'm all about freedom and personal expression, but things like this are when some sort of child services social program should step in and rescue the child from his clearly brain damaged parents.

Posted by: Nico at January 28, 2006 04:28 PM

My son's going to be named Bryant Namath Stabler Wolfe. I'll call him "The Cub." Naturally, partying and women will come as second nature, but that will be as much genetics as it is who he's named after. I've yet to decide if a plush bottle of whiskey would be acceptable in the crib.

Posted by: Newspaper Hack at January 28, 2006 07:55 PM

whatever, they are just ripping off seinfeld.

Posted by: tien at January 31, 2006 05:54 PM

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