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Texas Tech Coach threatens to make rivals' wives his "slaves"
Late in Michael Lewis' fascinating profile of Texas Tech coach Mike Leach, there's this shocker:
"Up in the sky boxes, the wife of an Aggie assistant coach insulted every female Red Raider in earshot by saying that at least she lived in College Station instead of Lubbock. ('First of all, we just beat them, 56-17,' Leach says when told of the incident. 'By rights she should now be a Red Raider slave.')"
This man wants to enslave your wife:
Hide your women.
Now we're pretty sure that enslaving the opposition's wife is at least a 15 yard penalty. But even so, this should serve as a warning to Mike Shula ahead of his Cotton Bowl match-up with Leach, who would surely consider Shari Shula a more desirable target than the wife of some random Aggie assistant:
Shari and Mike Shula.
Protect her Mike. You've been warned. This Leach character must be stopped!
[thanks Sidney]
December 5, 2005 02:13 PM
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Check out this Mike Leach story that appeared in ESPN The Magazine this summer...
"MIKE LEACH is marking his territory. He's 10 and teaching a lesson to Pepe, a golden Lab from the neighborhood. The dog makes sport of running away with Leach's baseball glove, taunting him with a look that says, “What are you gonna do? You can't catch me.” Leach always gives useless chase before finding the glove on his lawn much later, gnawed and drooly.
On this day, Leach and a buddy have decided to play Daniel Boone. They set up a tent in the backyard and head inside to get their sleeping bags. As soon as they're gone, Pepe relieves himself all over the tent. A furious Leach spends an hour cleaning up before laying out his sleeping bag and heading back to the house. He isn't inside for 10 minutes when he glances out the
window. His sleeping bag is on the lawn. Oh no, he didn’t, Leach thinks as he races outside. Oh yes, he did. Pepe peed on his sleeping bag, too.
Leach’s mom tries to explain that the dog is just marking his territory, but the kid fumes. He puts a bowl of leftovers near the tent and then hides behind it. When Pepe returns to nose around the scraps, Leach grabs the dog’s collar and then unzips his pants. “Let’s
see how you like it,” the kid says. “Take this, Pepe!” Oh yes, he does.
“I just fired away,” Leach remembers. “Pepe didn’t touch my glove or my tent again. Although I’m not sure what that says about animal behavior. Or mine.”"
Mike's prettier than Shari, but she's probably a better coach.
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Check out this Mike Leach story that appeared in ESPN The Magazine this summer...
"MIKE LEACH is marking his territory. He's 10 and teaching a lesson to Pepe, a golden Lab from the neighborhood. The dog makes sport of running away with Leach's baseball glove, taunting him with a look that says, “What are you gonna do? You can't catch me.” Leach always gives useless chase before finding the glove on his lawn much later, gnawed and drooly.
On this day, Leach and a buddy have decided to play Daniel Boone. They set up a tent in the backyard and head inside to get their sleeping bags. As soon as they're gone, Pepe relieves himself all over the tent. A furious Leach spends an hour cleaning up before laying out his sleeping bag and heading back to the house. He isn't inside for 10 minutes when he glances out the
window. His sleeping bag is on the lawn. Oh no, he didn’t, Leach thinks as he races outside. Oh yes, he did. Pepe peed on his sleeping bag, too.
Leach’s mom tries to explain that the dog is just marking his territory, but the kid fumes. He puts a bowl of leftovers near the tent and then hides behind it. When Pepe returns to nose around the scraps, Leach grabs the dog’s collar and then unzips his pants. “Let’s
see how you like it,” the kid says. “Take this, Pepe!” Oh yes, he does.
“I just fired away,” Leach remembers. “Pepe didn’t touch my glove or my tent again. Although I’m not sure what that says about animal behavior. Or mine.”"
Posted by: Jarrod Simmons at December 5, 2005 05:56 PM