When you read the statement below and read the word in quotes please imagine coach fran holding up his fingers and making the "quotation" motion like Dr. Evil. If you do, and if yoooou doooo, I promise you will get a great laugh out of it.

"Having said all that, it's fine for you to believe anything you want about what we should or shouldn't have done against Iowa State. But understand that we have identified several players in our offense that we call "playmakers" and our plan is built around a multiple attack that gets the ball in their hands many different ways."

-Coach Fran

What a Scmuck

Finally this quote

"And from an ancient Asian religion there is a saying, "Wise people seek solutions. Others only cast blame."-Coach Fran quoting... I don't know? Cane from Kung Fu??? Maybe he was watching Office Space this week

P.S.- Aren't ALL Asian religions ancient? How do they get clothes so clean!?!

I was trying to think of a proper word to use for Franchione that wasn't extremely obscene. "Schmuck" will do.

I can't believe I'm rooting for Miami.

Maybe Coach Fran was thinking about what Confusious said, many, many years ago.. "Woman who fly upside down is sure to have Hairy Crackup"...

I'm hearing that these days they're calling him "Coach Ran" 'cause he got the F out! Still, it will be funny to see Bama fans if they need A&M to beat Texas.