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Claim: Bills Fans Attacked Pats Fan in Front of His Pregnant Wife

"Lucky to be alive..."

October 31, 2006 10:32 AM | Link | Comments (0)

Question: Did that ESPN Halloween Derby Thing Really Happen During MNF Halftime?

or did I just have a horribly, horribly demented nightmare that involved images of a 9 foot-tall plushy Chris Berman racing a 9 foot-tall Mike Tirico on a football field?

Please let it be the former....

A halftime show that will live in infamy...

Waiting for the YouTube video link...

October 31, 2006 09:24 AM | Link | Comments (0)

Reedy Rip-It, Minor League Mascot, Pleads Guilty to Fondling Fan

Avoids molestation charge.

October 30, 2006 02:33 PM | Link | Comments (0)

Weird: Kim Jong Il a Huge NBA Fan

Kim a "totalitarian despot who is hell-bent on developing nuclear weapons" who also has regulation courts at most of his palaces.

Has video library of every game Michael Jordan played for the Bulls.

October 30, 2006 08:41 AM | Link | Comments (1)

Prosecutor Arrested for Having Sex in Bathroom Stall at Qwest Field

...the women's bathroom...

Police: prosecutor drunk and disorderly.

October 27, 2006 10:50 AM | Link | Comments (0)

Cards Fan Attends Game 24 Hours After Appendix Removal!

Venita Rae Smith 62, underwent an appendectomy Sunday morning. By Monday at 10:30 a.m. she was on a flight from Hawaii to see her beloved Cards.

Doc: 'Don't worry. I'll go in through your navel. I'll have you on that plane.'"

October 26, 2006 11:28 AM | Link | Comments (0)

Pee Wee Football Fans in Black-Face, "Afro Wigs" Taunt Opposition with Racial Slurs

League official apologizes, says fans "didn't mean to be offensive."

October 26, 2006 11:22 AM | Link | Comments (0)

Claim: Seattle Seahawks Fan's Fatal Heart Attack in Stands Not Taken Seriously

Fan: "(The security official) just walks up there, and everybody's like waving their arms like, 'get up here' and that's when he came up and assessed him," Combs said. "And he was like, 'oh, he's just drunk.'"

Qwest Field defends...

October 25, 2006 02:48 PM | Link | Comments (0)

Stiltman Catches World Series Game for Free

Four-foot stilts provide a great view of game, gratis.

October 24, 2006 11:40 AM | Link | Comments (0)

Bcasters to Scrub "Cocktail" References from WLOCP Broadcast

Fowler: What do we call it? The World's Largest Outdoor Family Picnic?

Brando: "I'm offended."

Slive: We're not trying to take the fun out of the game.

October 24, 2006 11:02 AM | Link | Comments (0)

"Shortest Actor," Biggest Red Sox Fan, De la Rosa Dies

33 inch-tall actor was 38.

October 23, 2006 03:49 PM | Link | Comments (0)

Okay...Comments Work Again....Post Away

The RJYH comments section has been broken for the better part of a month, making it that much harder for smack talking Gators, Hawgs and Vols fans (who am I leaving out?) to taunt me about my allegiance to a truly mediocre football team. I promise this was an accident.

Our tech guy says we're all fixed up now -- something about gum and duct tape -- so you should feel free to taunt once more. Our first comment is from Nathan Davis, none other than the Bear Bryant tattoo guy himself, so if you do decide to comment, you will walk amongst the famous. Bring it.

October 23, 2006 03:38 PM | Link | Comments (0)

Crazy as Hell Dad Pulls Gun on Son's Little League Coach, Demands Playing Time

Has the world gone totally insane? Yes. Yes it has.

Team of six and seven year olds.......

October 23, 2006 03:12 PM | Link | Comments (0)

Pardon the slow posting...tech probs...

The slow posting today has nothing to do with the catastrophic depression that set in following the Tide's loss to the Vols on Saturday. Really.

Once we get our servers hosed off and gas them up with diesel fuel, we'll be back a'postin...

October 23, 2006 03:04 PM | Link | Comments (0)

Vols' Sears: Fulmer Bringing the "Hate Blood" for Bama

"Alabama is the game for him," Sears says. "Alabama and Florida are the two biggest games. But with Alabama, there's some hate blood around that."

October 20, 2006 11:04 AM | Link | Comments (7)

For Cal Bears Fans, Life is Good (and Free) on Tightwad Hill

Too cheap to pay for Cal tix? No prob -- just hike up Tightwad Hill and join your fellow tightwads.

Assistant on Utes interlopers: "All they're doing is smoking pot."

That "laid-back Berkeley vibe...."

October 20, 2006 10:58 AM | Link | Comments (0)

Detroit Tigers Fan Gets Probation for Stadium Break-In, Vandalism

Fan: "Metaphorically speaking, everyone wants a piece of Tiger Stadium."

Vandals' digital camera gave them away...

October 20, 2006 10:38 AM | Link | Comments (0)

Take the RJYH Fan Devotion Quiz....

Are you a genuinely psychotic fan, or just a wannabe?

October 20, 2006 10:36 AM | Link | Comments (0)

Newsflash: OSU Fans Can Catch Game at Certain Locations

They can't catch it, however, at certain other locations.

...from the Department of Brilliant Headlines....

October 19, 2006 02:05 PM | Link | Comments (0)

Yet Another Fan Casket Story

Attention fans: once and for all, if you are psychotic enough, you can be buried in a team-themed casket. Got it? Good. In case you forget, there will be another wacky fan casket story in your local newspaper in a week or so.

Or you might go for the urn:

October 19, 2006 01:57 PM | Link | Comments (0)