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Just call em the "Arsonsas Razorbacks"...

Though you have to admit, by placing a fifteen-foot long furry fuse on the back of his van, this Auburn fan seems to have been asking for it.

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This would be 'before.'

And this would be 'after.'

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Note to future Arkansas visitors: the next tailgater will be bring-your-own fire extinguisher.

[thanks Richard Edwards]

October 18, 2005 01:17 AM | Link

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Suggested hed/subhed in the Auburn Plainsman:
AUBURNED
Tiger tailgaters suffer fire damage to van

Posted by: Newspaper Hack at October 18, 2005 12:30 PM

AUSOME!

Posted by: Judge Vandalay at October 18, 2005 02:47 PM

Typical Bammer. Nice book homo.

Posted by: Uncle_Rico at October 18, 2005 04:27 PM

"Seemed to have deserved it" should make no difference when someone does something that could have potentially killed other people. It's sad that you would write off that person's behavior so flippantly.

Posted by: SEC_Fan at October 18, 2005 05:46 PM

Au -BURN. I get it.

Reminds me of Legion Field in 1988 when we were celebrating another AU win with shots of Jaeg-Chucks and lighting spliffs by the end zone scoreboard. One of my buddies began lighting a shakee (as LDasher loves to call them) and threw it over the side. (Un)Fortunately, it burned out before floating on the Tide Fans pouring out of the stadium. We did lots of damage to Mountain Brook, Five Points and Southside that night.

War Eagle

BTW, RJYH was a good read and painted a great picture of southern football and the freak show that is Bammer Football. Enjoy the rest of the season and keep Shula.

Posted by: el carg at October 19, 2005 12:39 AM

While I agree that the van looks silly, and have been know to refer to it as the Tiger Penis, I have to say I was bit perturbed by the burning of it. I was talgating in a truck about 10 ft to the left of the van. Anytime you set something full of gasoline on fire you're putting many lives in danger. As it is, the burning caused about $5,000 worth of damage to the back of the car. The van is sponsored by a local bookstore and gives out stickers and t-shirts to children.

Posted by: nixforsix at October 19, 2005 10:56 AM

for the record, i didn't suggest (or write) that they deserved it. I said they may have been asking for it; as someone who once rode through Knoxville on a gameday in a conspicuously turned out Bama RV, I know whereof I speak.

I don't think anyone deserves to have his car lit on fire because of his team allegiance, even an Auburn fan. I say as much in RJYH, after some Auburn students torched the flags on a (highly flammable) Bama RV.

Posted by: wsj at October 19, 2005 02:13 PM

What kills me is that "el carg" tries to marginalize and villify the activities of Alabama fans as reported in RJYH all in the same comment where he admits to attempting to drop burning shakers onto the heads of the opposing team's fans in the stands and expressing regret when the stunt doesn't work.

If "el carg" actually read the book, I fear most of it was over his head.

Posted by: daniel at October 20, 2005 04:10 PM

Just a presign what will happen to Auburn when Alabama come to Jorden Ohare. ROLL TIDE!!!!

Posted by: Allison at October 28, 2005 01:52 AM

hahahahahahaha funny shit

Posted by: cock boy at October 28, 2005 04:09 AM

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PIG!!!!

SUUIIEEEEE!!!!

Posted by: ARFAN at October 28, 2005 11:27 AM

It was a prank that only did damage to the van. Noone was killed, noone was hurt, noone has any visible scars. Also.... Arkansas fans took up a collection on the spot and paid the guy about $5k to replace the hideous thing.

Posted by: sae911 at October 28, 2005 11:36 AM

That's how we do it in fay-town bitches!!!! WOOOO PIG SOOIE!!!!

Posted by: hogsrule at October 28, 2005 01:29 PM

Its Jordan Hare, not Jorden Ohare, dumbass Bammer. What would the Bear do in a situation like that? Oh yeah, he hasn't coached there in a quarter of a century.

Posted by: rush at October 28, 2005 02:48 PM

Why do Blue Neck's (Auburn Fans) act like they are so above University of Alabama fans? Like UA people are a bunch of rednecks?? Go fetch a barrel of Hay. Ag school losers. I tell you, when you get a real championship...then you can get on your horse.... which I'm sure that's what you will actually being getting back on anyway. 7-0 baby!!! You never thought that did you??

Posted by: Greg at October 28, 2005 04:28 PM

I knew it was AW-Burn. How did they get that fire out? By getting Tommy Wing-nut to flap his ears and blow it out? By the way the record for AW-BURN footbal stands at two undefeted seasons in the last 15 years and 0 national championships. Fat Fullmer got smacked, the NCAA is getting smacked and the tigers (both of them) will get smacked this year. GO BAMA! Roll Tide!

Posted by: ed at October 28, 2005 11:08 PM

wow, to vandalize another person's property because of thier team preference. The lack of respect for the other person as well as the sheer stupidity is baffling

Posted by: Realityknocking at October 29, 2005 01:39 AM

Look at the all the Auburn fans on this site. I hope you guys don't get this obsessed with other things, but then I guess the person writing the restrainig orders needs something to keep them busy. By the way the internet is the only place you can find the fair weather cow kissers in South Alabama. After the loss to 'Tech You have to turn over rocks down here to get a "War Eagle". There has been an increase of activity in our area this week but that's only because the state fair is in town. You know carnies, 4H, livestock judging, and Christmas presents (aka stuffed animals and mirrors with 80's hair bands painted on them).

Posted by: ed at October 29, 2005 11:05 AM

WAR EAGLE!!!!!

Burn our vehicles, trash mouth our campus, run off at the mouth all you want. I guess all the comments referring to the whipping that AU was in store for from Bama have lost a little bit of their luster now. 28-18 and 11 sacks!!! What a great day....

Posted by: longray at December 2, 2005 10:03 AM

I rode with those guys to arky and nobody paid 5k on the spot or after, we raised about 400 total and that covered just the tail. 28-18!! 4 in a row!!!

Posted by: i rode in the van to that game at December 15, 2005 06:32 PM

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